So... this is an older blog from my myspace days that a few people liked, just wanted to repost it here, to kinda get myself on the right foot. Enjoy!
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to discuss a little bit of posing that some of us have been doing in these last couple of years. I won't pretend to you all that I'm not guilty of it myself, but it's not gonna change unless I start with the man in the mirror. We Americans need to stop casually throwing around "the F word"... no, for fucks sake, I don't mean "fuck" I mean "freak" It's a word we take lightly, and overuse like "extreme" A hamburger can never be "extreme" unless of course it's been set on fire and shot out of a cannon. I know though, some people can never learn just from being told, they need to see, or read about the pain a mistake can cause, for these people, I invite them to read the following story
Here's how it goes.
A few years ago when i was living in south dakota, i met an attractive young lady, and we started talking. She apparently thought I was cute, because the conversation turned somewhat sexual. While i can't remember everything that the conversation entailed but here's the gist of it.
We'd met, and hit it off, and I swear to GOD, i don't know what possessed me to blurt out that I was a "freak". As soon as I did, She replied "that sounds really cool, you should come over some time so we can hang out then"
I was all like "FOR REAL?" in my head, but out loud I was like "yeah that sounds kinda cool" then SHE was like "I'm sure we'll have a great time". At this point I told her "shits yeah! " but out loud I said " a great time, hunh? what do you think we'll do?" She succinctly replied "get freaky of course =op" (she even kinda said the little smiley face thing) "How about this," she continued "first, i'll tie you up"
I was digging the idea of this, and let her know as much. Then she told me step 2 was whilst tied up, and completely helpless, I was going to get some fellatio (i used the official term, since i'm trying to keep this blog kinda around pg13)... I was like "aaaaaaaaaww snap! I'm all about that" and she was like, "yeah? you like that? well, while my brother is doing that, I'm gonna go ahead and put your nuts in a vice"
yes. you read that correctly.
stomp on brakes, stop the music, there's a fire in the barn. All of a sudden, I was in too deep, and I responded the only way I knew how with a hardy "Bitch?!?! Are you fucking crazy?!!??? Your brother??? A vice??!?! My Nuts!!?!??!?! "FTW? She looked at me with this look in her eyes, kinda sad, a little hurt, and very confused... at that moment, I realized, it wasn't her that was wrong, it was me. She was a TRUE freak, I... just a poseur. In trying to be cool, i told her i was something I was not, and got her hopes up... having to deal with that must not have been fun.
Now, I keep it real, I don't say I'm a freak, because that's a misnomer. I'm just a guy who really likes vigorous, frequent sex... but a freak? Not by a longshot, I'm a few electrical nodes, gerbils and vicegrips away from that.
In closing boys and girls, we NEED to stop misusing the "f-word". In all it's forms, until we're ready to deal with the consequences. No more "I'm a freak" or "I'm looking for a freak" or "where the freaks at" unless you're sure you MEAN IT... or else you might run into a REAL freak and at best feel embarrased, or at worst, end up with a broken heart and a sore bum.
